Men

My husband is reading the book Tsar by Ted Bell. He just read a sentence to me from page 314 that totally cracked me up! Two characters are having a conversation. It is between a woman who is a singer starlet type and her male manager who are getting ready to go on the maiden voyage of a huge airship. The woman says to her manager:

"What about you, Stoke? Aren't you even a little excited?"

to which he replies:

"Honey, you know me. I only got two emotions. Hungry and horney. You see me without an erection, quick, make me a sandwich."

Oh the commentary I could give on this...but I think I'll just leave it alone.

Something for Baby Boomers

This LINK is worth a chuckle

It's that time of Year again...

Who thinks up this stuff? Morgan would never stand for it.

Clearing Ground

I've seen some interesting tats over the years, but this one sort of took me by surprise.

Spots

The other day I stopped by a lemonade stand that a little kid had set up in her front yard adjacent to where the mom was running a yard sale. I already have a yard, so I didn't need a new one of those (or any more junk to clutter up the place), but it was a hot day and a cup of ice cold lemonade sounded nice. Besides, it was cute little girl running the stand and she looked like she was eager to do business. I asked her how much her lemonade cost. She looked up at me and said with full earnestness: "It's a dalmation!" I was a bit confused. She wants a spotted dog?? Fortunately the mom was listening and piped in to clarify..."No honey, it's a DONATION". I figured the laugh I got out of that was worth a buck right there.