My husband is reading the book Tsar by Ted Bell. He just read a sentence to me from page 314 that totally cracked me up! Two characters are having a conversation. It is between a woman who is a singer starlet type and her male manager who are getting ready to go on the maiden voyage of a huge airship. The woman says to her manager:
"What about you, Stoke? Aren't you even a little excited?"
to which he replies:
"Honey, you know me. I only got two emotions. Hungry and horney. You see me without an erection, quick, make me a sandwich."
Oh the commentary I could give on this...but I think I'll just leave it alone.